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Top Ten Quotes from The Office

The TV sitcom The Office follows the lives of the eccentric employees at Dunder Mifflin, a paper supply company. Set in Scranton, Pennsylvania, this parody of American office life is filmed from the viewpoint of a documentary crew.

Based on the U.K. version, the U.S. sitcom has gradually gained popularity for its quirky characters. Steve Carell stars as Michael Scott, the regional manager of Dunder Mifflin who views himself, much to everyone's dismay, as the office comedian. Other regulars include Pam, the receptionist, who tolerates Michael's awkward humor, Dwight, the office know-it-all and Jim, the bored sales rep who has made it his mission to torment Dwight.

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(About Dwight) "God, this is so sad. This is the smallest amount of power I've ever seen go to someone's head."

— Jim HalpertSend this quote as an ecard

"You may look around and see two groups here; white collar, blue collar. But I don't see it that way, and you know why not? Because I am collar-blind."

— Michael ScottSend this quote as an ecard

(Describing his relationship with Michael) "We're like one of those classic famous teams. He's like Mozart and I'm like Mozart's friend. No, I'm like Butch Cassidy and Michael is like Mozart. You try and hurt Mozart, you're gonna get a bullet in your head, courtesy of Butch Cassidy."

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"Last year, my performance review started with Michael asking me what my hopes and dreams were, and it ended with him telling me he could bench-press 190 pounds. So I don't really know what to expect."

— Pam BeeslySend this quote as an ecard

"I don't get why parents are always complaining about how tough it is to raise kids. You joke around with them, you give them pizza, you give them candy, you let them live their lives. They're adults for God's sake."

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"It's true - I'm having a party. I've got three cases of imported beer, a karaoke machine, and I didn't invite Michael. So, three ingredients for a great party."

— Jim HalpertSend this quote as an ecard

"ID badges are long overdue. Security in this office park is a joke. Last year, I came to work with my spud gun in a duffel bag. I sat at my desk all day with a rifle that shoots potatoes at sixty pounds per square inch. Can you imagine if I was deranged?"

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(On the ratio of Stanley Nickels to Schrute Bucks) "The same as the ratio of unicorns to leprechauns."

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"I always knew the branch would shut down someday; I just figured it would be because Michael sold the building for some magic beans."

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"Every year I get a $100 gas card... Can't put a price on that."

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