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Top Ten Napoleon Dynamite Quotes

Flippin Sweet QuotesWhen Napoleon Dynamite opened in June of 2004, the audience reaction was positive, but few people anticipated a huge success. This movie was a departure from the formula and had little in common with box office hits like the American Pie franchise besides the teen comedy label.

This quirky comedy took a very offbeat look at small-town adolescents and introduced some highly unusual characters. Pictures labelled as "quirky" and "offbeat" might score points with critics, but often spell disaster at the box office. However, this indie flick with a very modest budget became a sleeper hit and grossed nearly $45 million, not to mention all the "Vote for Pedro" t-shirts, Napoleon Dynamite-brand lip balm and other affiliated merchandise.

Whether you love the film or hate it, you have to admire any pop culture phenomenon that makes it cool for kids to say "Dang!" and "Gosh!". So check out our favorite flippin' sweet quotes from the movie Napoleon Dynamite.


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"Whatever I feel like I wanna do. Gosh!"

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"Well, will you do me a favor then? Can you bring me my chapstick? ...But my lips hurt real bad!"

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"Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter."

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"A liger... It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed, bred for its skills and magic."

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(About his summer vacation) "I told you, I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines."

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"Well, when I came home from school my head started to get really hot. So I drank some cold water, but it didn't do nothing. So I laid in the bathtub for a while, but then I realized that it was my hair that was making my head hot. So I went into my kitchen and I shaved it all off. I don't want anyone to see."

— Pedro Sanchez Send this Napoleon Dynamite quote as a free ecard

"Take a look at what I'm wearing, people. You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys? Forget about it."

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"You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills."

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"Vote for Pedro."

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"I caught you a delicious bass."

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