Top Ten Homer Simpson Quotes
Created by Matt Groening, cartoon character Homer Simpson on The Simpsons is a favorite character for many fans. As father, husband, Safety Inspector, bowler, dreamer and consumer of beer and doughnuts, Homer expresses his angst of modern day living through his philosophy of life and words of advice to family members.
Read on for some Homer humor and words of wisdom, "mmmm" wisdom...
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— Homer Simpson
"Operator! Give me the number for 911!"
— Homer Simpson
"Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids."
— Homer Simpson
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"Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'"
— Homer Simpson
"When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle. They're on TV."
— Homer Simpson
— Homer Simpson
"Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try."
— Homer Simpson
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"Doughnuts. Is there anything they can't do?"
— Homer Simpson
— Homer Simpson
— Homer Simpson